Wednesday 6 June 2018

OPINION: "My opinions on East Perth Football Club Inc. (formerly of Perth Oval)", by P.B., 6 June 2018

It's a Strange Old Flag - East Perth Football Club offices @ Leederville Oval, 6 July 2011.
OPINION ARTICLE: My opinions on the East Perth Football Club (formerly of Perth Oval, Brewer Street, now of...well, never mind), by Phil Backshall (He's a part of the town), 6/6/2018

East Perth Football Club was and still remains today West Perth’s arch-rivals. East Perth was a strong club throughout the 1960s and up to 1978. However, the Perth Oval-based club generally failed to match it in the 1980s with the new powerhouses South Fremantle, Claremont, and Swan Districts (in the early-1980s) and East Fremantle and Subiaco (in the mid-1980s). The East Perth club had possibly begun to suffer the after-effects of a declining junior base in its inner-city areas, a factor that may also partially explain Perth FC’s poor years from 1980 onwards. The declining junior base was the primary factor behind West Perth’s 1994 move to a more lucrative junior zone in the Joondalup area in Perth’s outer northern suburbs. In hindsight, perhaps, the 1978 grand-final between East Perth and Perth represented the end of an era, the last hurrah of the traditional inner-city clubs.

My belief then was that East Perth supporters were an overly serious and macho bunch that believed that their team was the toughest and most ruthless. They generally did not respect other clubs at all and especially West Perth. It was mostly East Perth fans who used the racist “Garlic Muncher” tag for West Perth supporters because, like South Fremantle, West Perth had always been (or at least since the 1950s) a multicultural club both in terms of its playing squads and its supporter base. The club welcomed these supporters and players and gained a reputation as a multicultural club. Both West Perth and South Fremantle represent districts with large Croatian / Yugoslav and Italian populations. Most of the ethnic soccer clubs, associated with the Croatian, Greek, and Italian communities, are based in the West Perth and South Fremantle catchment areas. Despite this, South Fremantle has never been burdened by a tag such as “Garlic Munchers” possibly because East Fremantle fans have always been far too gentlemanly and self-assured of their own worth to resort to such insulting labelling of a rival club. The other six WAFL clubs tended to be more strictly Anglo in the 1970s and 1980s, although East Perth and Swan Districts have had significant numbers of Aboriginal players and supporters.

The official “Royals” nickname for the East Perth club was an enigma. On the one hand, I felt that some East Perth supporters were somewhat embarrassed by it because it did not gel neatly with their working-class (Aussie not British) tough-guy image. This interpretation is based on the “Australia as a rugged colony” tradition which played a major role in Ashes Test cricket matches in the 1970s. On the other hand, the Royals’ nickname for East Perth and the club’s crown symbol could have been viewed in white-supremacist / British nationalist terms. If this meaning wasn’t overt during the 1980s (it clearly wasn’t) it was arguably at least there in the background playing with people’s collective subconscious, and especially those of West Perth supporters when they were hit with the “Garlic Munchers” tag. It is unfortunate that political correctness arrived too late and Royals’ fans were not castigated for their insulting use of the racist “Garlic Munchers” label for West Perth fans during the WAFL’s Golden Era. In the 1980s East Perth and East Fremantle fans were probably those least likely to wear club colours at their games although this is admittedly a subjective memory. 

Our West Perth Cheer Squad believed that East Perth players and fans took themselves too seriously and lacked charm and humour. The cheer squad members also felt that, although both clubs were mid-table in 1984-85, West Perth had a faster running and more skilful side. West Perth fans thought that West Perth’s 1982 recruitment of East Perth centreman George Michalczyk (whose nephew is the West Coast Eagles player Dean Cox) was a master-stroke as he fitted the team’s game plan well and he was also more of a physical player than many at West Perth. The team’s token tough-guy in the late-1970s and 1980s was the Vietnam War veteran John Duckworth but with Duckie there was a humorous side to him (like Carlton’s Peter “Percy” Jones and North Melbourne’s Peter “Crackers” Keenan) and he tended to be primarily a ball-player and not one for king-hits off the ball.

Duckie meant a huge amount for player and fan morale; it could be argued that his return to the senior team at age 35 in 1985 was another reason behind the team’s finals’ appearance in that year although he did not himself play in the first semi-final versus Swan Districts which the club lost. Duckworth missed the last two qualifying games of the 1985 season due to the after-effects of swallowing a fish bone. He had not trained for three weeks as at the Monday of the lead-up week and had lost seven kilograms. He intended to resume training on the Thursday night before the first semi-final but ultimately he did not play. Duckworth surely must have enjoyed John Wynne’s philosophy of having minimal pre-season training. He inspired the players and was worth much more to West Perth than his kick, marks, and handballs tally might suggest. The extremely charismatic and popular centre-half-forward Phil “Spock” Bradmore fits into the same category. Atkinson reports that Peter Menaglio won the Breckler Medal for club fairest-and-best player in 1984 while “Spock” Bradmore won the medal in the following year.

East Perth back then had a large number of fair-weather fans (as of course did West Perth) who would turn out in force for the big games and sit on the grassed scoreboard banks. Most of these have gone on to support one of Perth’s AFL clubs. With East Perth there were certainly dumb-thug elements among the fair-weather army. As an example, when I went with Tim B., an East Perth supporter, to the big West Perth versus East Perth game at Leederville Oval on 26 August 1978, my father lagged behind us as he had to lock up all the car doors manually. As this was happening, Tim staged a mock fight with me on the footpath. Just as in a cliché-ridden movie, an old panel van, the vehicle of choice for mentally challenged thugs back in the day, drove past Tim B. and me at that moment, and shouted out some brain-dead encouragement to the one wearing the East Perth colours. East Perth’s travelling supporters would sit on the huge Leederville Oval scoreboard bank at West Perth home games and, as mentioned, usually they did not wear the club colours. This grass bank has largely disappeared today, in the interests of the gentrification of the ground and the takeover of the top part of the grass bank by the Town of Vincent, but it can be seen in its full glory in the picture on page 219 of Atkinson’s book. On very big match days, most of the scoreboard bank crowd would end up standing rather than sitting (at least at the top and on the sides and edges).

Tim B. in recent years (first on left)
East Perth had an organized cheer squad in the mid-1980s. David Lockhart posted on the Lost WAFL Facebook page on 4 December 2013 to explain that he had been “the leader of this rabble” from around 1982 to around 1988. He writes that the cheer squad was funded by the East Perth club and had 40 members at one point. He says his group knew the other cheer squads well and participated in the combined State of Origin cheer squad a few times. Our West Perth group did not know any of the members of David Lockhart’s cheer squad although Lockhart’s group knew Fat Pam’s group which continued making the banners for the West Perth players to run through into the 1984 season.

The East Perth fair-weather fans back in the day all expanded significant effort trying to look macho and serious. Ironically, Leederville Oval has now become East Perth’s home ground since the club was forced to leave Perth Oval for the Perth Glory Soccer Club. It is indeed ironic that the East Perth club, which prided itself on its macho, Aussie, tough-guy image over the years, would have to leave its home ground for soccer, the so-called sport of, to use the title of the late Johnny Warren’s autobiography, “fairies, wogs, and poofters” (yes, Garlic Munchers). One might even want to refer to the concept of “karma” here, a concept that many of the middle-aged, and upper-middle-class “Buddhists” living in the now gentrified East Perth suburb can probably relate to. As the Full Points Footy website comments: “East Perth actually played its home matches at Leederville [Oval] during season 2000 owing to Perth Oval being consigned to the heretics, i.e. it was needed for the ineptly named ‘Perth Glory’s’ soccer fixtures”.

I can remember attending the second last West Perth versus East Perth game ever played at Perth Oval on Monday 1 June 1998. I sat under the tin shed in the south-western corner, just to the right of the main grandstand if you were looking across from the scoreboard bank. There was an official crowd of 4,853 people, a very high crowd for the post-Fremantle Dockers era. East Perth actually won that day, 16.8 (104) to 8.10 (58), although West Perth made the grand final in that year only to lose it to East Fremantle. This 1 June 1998 match was the last WAFL game ever to be played at Perth Oval in front of a crowd exceeding three thousand people.

Despite East Perth vacating Perth Oval, West Perth supporters did not have the last laugh because East Perth then joined Subiaco as the new co-tenants of Leederville Oval! The ground has now become a yuppie, boutique style ground with most of the scoreboard wing gone (it can be viewed on Google Earth) as well as the around-the-ground seating including the cheer squad’s seats behind the northern-end goal. In the general public parts of the ground only the seats in front of the tin shed in the north-west corner remain. Subiaco has built a tasteful new social club / grandstand in between the main grandstand and the tin shed which, if my memory serves me correctly, was home to a stepped section of gravel or concreted terracing (or an upwards sloping gravelled or concreted section) topped with a bar and / or a hot food caravan back in the 1980s (similar to the still-existing can bar terrace at Lathlain Perk). Despite all the changes, I still feel very much at home in the famous old ground. The old gates in the south-western corner have gone replaced by new Phil Matson Gates. It was somewhat cute and very politically correct to name these gates after Phil Matson who was a successful player and coach at both East Perth and Subiaco in the first half of the twentieth century. He can’t have had many challengers. I can’t imagine that the Alex Hamilton Gates or the Kevan Sparks Gates would have been deemed suitable names, these being the only two players I can think of from more recent years who played for both clubs. Oh, wait...The Peter Spencer Gates? I would like to see that!

The fact that Leederville Oval has become East Perth’s home ground does not sit well with me, but, as Brian Atkinson pointed out in personal e-mail correspondence, once West Perth moved out any other club had the right to move in. Clearly Subiaco, after being forced out of its Subiaco Oval headquarters by the new power-brokers of football the Western Australian Football Commission (WAFC), perceived that a move effectively just down the street to Leederville Oval would pose the least threat to its identity as a name change would not be needed. Ironically and sadly, the only visible signs of red-and-blue I observed when I visited Leederville Oval on the peaceful and sunny winter morning of Wednesday 6 July 2011 was the colouring of the brand name of Medibank Private, the current sponsors of the ground, at the back of the old main grandstand. The ground is presently a mish-mash of colours, a genuine post-modern collage, as you can see the blue-and-black of East Perth only 20-metres away from the maroon-and-gold of Subiaco. However, despite this, I still love the dear old ground (as I also love Dorrien Gardens).

Roy "The Spoon" George (centre) - EP fan at high-school.
Evidence of the East Perth fair-weather fan mentality is the fact that the club’s average attendances have been among the lowest of all WAFL clubs in the post-West Coast Eagles era. The so-called “dedicated” East Perth supporters of the early-1980s all quickly jumped ship at the first opportunity to support the new, artificial, corporate West Coast franchise. The concept of “loyalty” in Western Australian football since 1987 has been strained, muted, and bastardized, with some strange individuals following both West Coast and Fremantle in the AFL. Imagine people supporting both Manchester United and Manchester City or both the legendary Glasgow clubs Celtic and Rangers! Other West Australian football followers switched teams twice, once from their WAFL club to the West Coast Eagles in 1987 and once from the West Coast Eagles to the Fremantle Dockers in 1995.

A famous American sports fan turned commentator, Joe Benigno, wrote in his only partly tongue-in-cheek book Rules for New York Sports Fans that the number one “rule” for supporting sports in New York City is that you cannot have more than one team per sport, i.e. you cannot support both the Yankees and Mets in baseball or both the Giants and the Jets in American football or both the Knicks or Nets in basketball or two or more of the Rangers, Islanders or Devils in ice-hockey. This rule has always been modified in Australia where you were “allowed” to support one football team per competition in the 1970s and 1980s. For example, you could support Geelong, East Perth, and Port Adelaide or West Perth, Richmond, and Norwood (to name the three clubs that David Palm played for). This was unchanged in theory but became very confusing in practice after the West Coast Eagles joined the VFL/AFL as it was then “permitted” for you to leave your existing VFL/AFL team to support the Eagles which most, but by no means all, people did. Then in 1995 you were “permitted” to leave the Eagles to support the Dockers especially if you lived anywhere near the Fremantle area or if you had historic or family ties to either one of East or South Fremantle.

The Dockers, like baseball’s New York Mets in relation to the Yankees and soccer’s Melbourne City in relation to Melbourne Victory, became a team you supported if you didn’t like the Eagles as much as a team you supported for its own sake. Philosophers Marx and Engels might have called the Mets and Dockers the anti-theses of the dialectical contradiction in that they only make sense in relation to the “big brother” that they always measure themselves up against. 
Taken from the book Fucking Hostile: West Perth Football Hooligans 1984-86 (pages 67-72), available to buy at the following links:


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